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Just for fun: Imagine you could direct a 'dream movie.' What would it be like?

Topic started by purv (@ 198.38.6.253) on Tue Jun 29 11:44:19 EDT 2004.
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Hi guys. I tried to post this thread yesterday, and some %&*!@#!@ deleted it. I sincerely hope that won't be the case with this thread.

So, the topic: if you were in charge of a Tamil film, just imagine what it would be like. Let's have fun with this thread.

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• From: magix (@ 203.101.32.133) on: Sat Sep 4 08:32:01 EDT 2004
  
  I want "Bajjiku mariyaadhai"!!! :(
  
  
• From: C~P (@ 61.2.33.133) on: Sat Sep 4 22:14:14 EDT 2004
  
  Parva illey, sonna udaney senjuttey! :-)
  
  I thought of posting "Bajjikku Mariyadhai" and "Laden Plan Bush-u", but adhu onnum puriyaathu to people, all about DFers la! :-D
  
  
• From: F e r r a r i (@ 61.2.34.172) on: Sun Sep 5 00:04:34 EDT 2004
  
  Innikku evening meet la Anniyan Story discussion kku oru section vachikalaam.
  
  
• From: magix (@ 203.101.34.6) on: Sun Sep 5 00:11:45 EDT 2004
  
  Oops! Sorry purv!
  
  I'll shut up till someone else comes up w/ a story! :)
  
  
• From: Ram (@ 219.64.132.105) on: Sun Sep 5 00:57:29 EDT 2004
  
  magix !!!!!! you got me into SPLITS with you comedy (!! oops for VK fans):D :D :D :D
  GREAT THREAD & Nice reading man !!.. pls put the story as a web page in some url... TNX Purv for ur thread
  
  
• From: Ram (@ 219.64.132.105) on: Sun Sep 5 00:58:47 EDT 2004
  
  C~P, Kalakiteenga :D :D :D
  
  
• From: muarbalu (@ 210.187.121.166) on: Sun Sep 5 01:16:15 EDT 2004
  
  engitte VADAYAPPA nnu puthusa oru title irukku
  
  
• From: dude (@ 15.219.201.68) on: Sun Sep 5 03:07:34 EDT 2004
  
  Hey dudes, just imagine a movie with the listed combinations.
  
  Music : Illayaraja.
  Lyrics: Vairamuthu
  Direction: Maniratnam.
  Camera: PC Shriram.
  Screen play: Sujatha.
  Acting: Kamal, Aishwarya
  Story:Shankar.
  The movie will surely go for Oscar!
  
  
  
• From: Ram (@ 219.64.132.105) on: Sun Sep 5 03:09:39 EDT 2004
  
  muarbalu :D..
  Is this the story concept ?
  in this movie Rajini has a prime property near Times Square (NY).. His friend tells him they will build a 7 starr idiaapam mess on Joint Venture... But friends dad cheats Rajini...story goes on.. Rajini challenges to bring out a VADA that whole world would become crazy of.....Story continues...
  
  
• From: Ram (@ 219.64.132.105) on: Sun Sep 5 03:14:38 EDT 2004
  
  hey dude.. dont tell this combi in this thread: Here the winning combi will be:
  Music : purv
  Lyrics: Muarbalu & rajasaranam
  Direction: magix
  Camera: PC Shriram is ok
  Screen play: c~p
  Acting: Kamal, Aishwarya are ok :|
  Story: magix
  is it not ?
  
  
• From: magix (@ 203.101.34.131) on: Sun Sep 5 03:26:22 EDT 2004
  
  Story : C~P..
  he's the expert! :)
  
  
• From: Ram (@ 219.64.132.105) on: Sun Sep 5 03:31:20 EDT 2004
  
  ok.
  Due to the interest of the film, we are interchanging some responsibilities and the final and winning combination will be:
  
  Music : purv
  Lyrics: Muarbalu & rajasaranam
  Direction: magix
  Camera: PC Shriram is ok
  Screen play: magix
  Acting: Kamal, Aishwarya are ok :|
  Story: c~p
  
  
• From: rs (@ 210.210.34.114) on: Sun Sep 5 06:58:35 EDT 2004
  
  naan than P.R.O and publicity manager :)
  
  
• From: Ram (@ 219.64.132.85) on: Sun Sep 5 07:11:38 EDT 2004
  
  cool :D and naan thaan executive producer :D :D
  
  
• From: prashanth (@ 61.2.69.74) on: Sun Sep 5 07:55:24 EDT 2004
  
  nope this is the best combo
  
  director : Maniratnam
  producer : varma corporation
  songs : A R Rahman
  bgm : ir & ARR
  Actor : Vikram,Surya,kamal,madhavan
  actress : Sneha,simran,trisha,jothika
  Comedy : Vivek
  Asst Direcotrs: Bala,gautum,Selvaraghavan,Cheran,Lingusamy,Shankar
  camera : p c sriram,ravi k chandran,santosh sivan,kv anand,rd rajashekahr
  dialogues : sujatha
  lyrics : vairamuthu
  action : Vikram dharma
  Choreography : Farah Khan,Raju Sunderam
  editing : sreekar prasad
  audigraphy : lakshmi narayanan
  mixing : h.sridhar
  
  
  
• From: purv (@ 205.231.148.187) on: Sun Sep 5 09:56:47 EDT 2004
  
  Ram and Dude, you both forgot to list out the playback singers!! :-0 Are the actors going to do all the singing themselves?? :-)))
  
  
• From: purv (@ 205.231.148.187) on: Sun Sep 5 10:02:25 EDT 2004
  
  Realistically though, at this point I don't think I can MD for anyone or anything. I've only had experience writing tunes for my pennywhistle. As much as it gladdens my ego to see that others want to see me as a MD, I frankly don't feel ready for the task. :-)
  
  
• From: C~P (@ 61.95.159.19) on: Sun Sep 5 11:30:18 EDT 2004
  
  To the topic inga yaarum pesa maateengreenga...so indha kalai eppadi-nu naan kaththu tharaen!!
  
  Idhu pazhaiya kadhai...my first story at newtfmpage :-D
  
  Music
  ******
  A.R.Rahman for Songs
  Ilayaraja for BGM
  
  Lyrics
  ******
  Vaali and Vairamuthu
  
  Camera
  *******
  Ravi K. Chandran
  
  
  Cast
  *****
  Interpreter,Saravanan,OISG,Kupps,LLD,Prabhu,Maverick,V,Subha,Curryleaf,Paran,Ferrari,Magix,C~P,Nisha,Outsider
  AND Trisha,Simran,Meena
  
  Story
  ******
  
  
  Oru beautiful village....nalla scenic locations,kids with komanam,girls bathing in ponds,men 'kunthing' in vayal velis(!),lots of veppam kuchis etc etc
  
  Saravanan,OISG and Kupps are the Panchayat Thalaivars of this pretty dumb village
  
  In this dumb village lives a rich galij family! .... Interpreter is the head of the family...but since he is pretty old, he is always busy coughing away sitting in an easy chair...never speaks...only growls like Vikram in PM and that signifies an important family decision!
  
  he has 5 children....LLD,Prabhu,Maverick,Paran and Curryleaf...LLD is the PeiyaAnna and his decisions usually hold in the family barring a growling interruption from his dad - Interpreter...LLD is married to Subha and has a son C~P who is studying at newtfmpage in Chennai!...Prabhu and Maverick are married to Simran and Meena respectively....Magix is the son of Prabhu and Nisha, the daughter of Maverick...Paran will soon get married, but he is unfairly and one sidedly sighting Trisha! ... Curryleaf is a typical thangaaaachi...wearing pavadai-dhaavani, sitting and studying, she is made fun of occasioanlly by the members of the family just to ensure that still has a role! ... she speaks only one dialogue 'ponga anna, enna kindal pannatheenga'!
  
  LLD always roams about with a vethalai paetti and a pattu veshti and no one in the family dares to ask him what he is upto! ... Prabhu works in the Telephones Department ... he is a dictator(!) who gives the department the names and phone numbers of the people, before a new update is made to the Telephone Directory! .... Maverick,as the name suggests is a 'peter' party who always believes in status and he sends his daughter to Canada for education....she's a pretty funny character...goes around making lotsa spelling mistakes as she speaks!! ... Paran, well hes waiting for a Microsoft Certification and hoping that will impress Trisha! ... Subha is a very short tempered person ... she shouts at people a lot .... its actually obvious that deaf ppl spk at a higher tone generally! ... yup she is deaf! ... Simran and Meena are just there to help their husband like carry a sombu to thuppify paakku etc...nothing great that needs mention!
  
  Magix is a typical galij boy....refusing to brush teeth,take bath and playing gilli,thoppul bambaram etc with his friends...he never goes to any school but is the chella pillai of this galij family!
  
  Continued...
  
  
• From: C~P (@ 61.95.159.19) on: Sun Sep 5 11:30:35 EDT 2004
  
  Outsider has just no role in the story....he is a goorka who stands like a VGP Man outside the house...a dircetorial touch to show that nobody can do anything to this great family!!
  
  Ferrari is the Villain of the movie....he owns a toy cat, a black one which he always pats...always sits in a dark room and does not show people his face....not that he doesnt want to, but a 'kazhuthu sulukku' has made him like that! ... Ferrari, like any other villain, has a big gaand on the rich and galij family .... he believes that his original cat was killed by Magix and is looking for revenge ... he otharifies and thaandufies thundu to signify that he is looking for revenge!
  
  V, owns a small thallu vandi stall and supplies bajji,bonda etc as side dishes to ppl in mabbu .... It is actually V, that killed Ferrari's cat by feeding it with his bonda! ... but Ferrari doesnt know this and in order to win in his sabatham calls V and asks him to give a poisoned Bajji to Magix ... V is pretty happy coz he can save on the amt given by Ferrari to buy poison, his bajjis have that effect neway! ... So he goes and lures Magix into buying his Bajji ... at this very moment Extra Sensory Perception comes into play and Interpreter coughs!!! .... this warns Magix and he knows something bad is goin to happen ... so tests the Bajji(a small portion) on his dog and it dies .... then he gives a typical graamathu cry "Appaaaa...Naaiii Saethu Poachuuuuuppa,Naaiiii Saethu Poachuuuuu" .... Prabhu comes running and looking at the Bajji, he determines the date and time of manufacture/expiry and screams "B.C-a? ... ithu Jesus kaalathu Bajji, mueseum-la irukkanum" .... very happy that the dog died and now he has a bajji that he can take to the mueseum, he goes and shows the Bajji to his family members ... Maverick remains uninterested as it is just a Bajji and not a Pizza! ... LLD sniffs the Bajji and tries to eat it but Prabhu quickly takes it away and puts is in a safe place
  
  Ferrari gets to know abt all this .... told by someone who was overhearing all the conversations obviously! coz such conversations in films are compulsarily held in a space where half the village can listen to it! .... so Ferrari decides to get the Bajji from Prabhu, when Prabhu and LLD take the Bhajji to the Museum....anticipating this Prabhu goes to the Panchayat Thalaivars and asks for protection...the three of em decide to go along with Prabhu and LLD to take to the museum...On the way,as expected, come Ferrari and his men...NO FIGHTS screams LLD and hides behind the 'maadu' of the maattu vandi....Saravana,OISG,Kupps and Prabhu decide to settle the issue by talks alone....so everybody goes to a AalaMaram nearby and a small conference is held! .... Prabhu attempts first by mentioning abt IP addresses and numbers but no use....then comes OISG who does a lot of nakkal and angers Ferrari...Saravanan comes in to settle the matter and gives a long speech (lotsa scope here for BGM)...but no use...Ferrari had smartly had a quick nap by then....finally steps in Kupps...starts talking and confuses them hell a lot....Ferrari's men forget what they were here for and start Tinnu Kattufying Ferrari! ... their fight is suitably picturised near an Ayyanar Kovil, though it is pretty far off from the AalaMaram
  
  so after succesfully fending of Ferrari, they take the Bhajji to the Museum and are actually rewarded for it...just to add a twist to the climax - Paran and Trisha come as newly wed couples ... Trisha has been beaten up badly and compelled to do oblige .... when the Panchayat Thalaivars decide to make the matters big, LLD steps it....he otharifies his pattu anga vashtram, puts it on his shoulder and takes an important decison - "Ungalukku intha Bajji panathula commission kodukkaraen ayya....ithai perusu paduthaatheenga" is wat he sez and the Panchayat Thalaivars accept after making an extra demand for a new VelliSombu for the Panchayat
  
  *****Vanakkam*****
  
  Being a family story, fights have been done away with....songs are however there....
  1) A Family Song before the characters get introduced
  2) A happy song when Prabhu gets the Bajji
  3) A kanavu duet for Paran with Trisha...with Paran wearing his Blue Jersey ofcourse!
  4) A song to show the activity of the younger generation - Nisha in Canada,Magix in Village and C~P in Chennai - 1 para per person
  5) An ending song - just like that!
  
  
  
  Kathai,Thiraikkathai,Vasanam,Direction : C~P
  
  any producer who is impressed by the story and wishes to use my talents(!) may please contact me! :-)
  
  
• From: C~P (@ 61.95.159.19) on: Sun Sep 5 11:34:33 EDT 2004
  
  Btw...just in case u are wondering ennada cast idhu, ellam DFers :-)
  
  

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