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Just for fun: Imagine you could direct a 'dream movie.' What would it be like?

Topic started by purv (@ 198.38.6.253) on Tue Jun 29 11:44:19 EDT 2004.
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Hi guys. I tried to post this thread yesterday, and some %&*!@#!@ deleted it. I sincerely hope that won't be the case with this thread.

So, the topic: if you were in charge of a Tamil film, just imagine what it would be like. Let's have fun with this thread.

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• From: Jacky (@ 61.2.38.227) on: Mon Aug 30 10:40:06 EDT 2004
  
  A political Satire with Super Star and Captain Cook!
  
  
• From: Dude (@ 199.2.219.67) on: Mon Aug 30 11:21:48 EDT 2004
  
  Thops,
  
  You s.v. sekar fan?
  
  nice touch with the JB dialogue :-)))))
  
  
• From: walrus (@ 130.127.104.191) on: Mon Aug 30 12:48:06 EDT 2004
  
  purv, we 'stayed tuned' for a day and more. what is the answer? :)
  
  
• From: MADDY (@ 203.94.218.94) on: Mon Aug 30 14:20:17 EDT 2004
  
  good one curses
  
  
• From: purv (@ 137.140.142.87) on: Mon Aug 30 20:46:31 EDT 2004
  
  First, I would like to encourage my fellow DFers with their ideas. They all seem very interesting. :-))
  
  I can sense some anxiety for me to reveal the big secret. I'll attend to it gradually:
  
  1. I may have been making a number of references to Lindsay Lohan in recent times. No, this is not the girl I have in mind, but she who I do have in mind may be affiliated with Miss Lohan. This is clue no. 1.
  
  
  (pls. do understand that secrets like these take a lot of guts to share.)
  
  
• From: magix (@ 203.101.33.245) on: Mon Aug 30 21:14:19 EDT 2004
  
  But if u need the biggest example of love breaking all barriers, then u'd need to listen to my love story.
  An IRF n an ARRF fall in love! :)
  
  No no.. it isnt a sci fi or a war film.. jus a cute romantic comedy!
  
  
• From: hehehewalrus (@ 130.127.141.175) on: Mon Aug 30 22:09:23 EDT 2004
  
  magix, aha enna idea! appuram sentiment thaanga mudiyaama namma DFers ellarum kann kalangeeduvaanga :)
  
  
• From: hw (@ 130.127.141.175) on: Mon Aug 30 22:10:05 EDT 2004
  
  IRF-ARF fan love story war film-ah? :)) lol
  
  
• From: paran (@ 203.123.16.12) on: Mon Aug 30 23:41:11 EDT 2004
  
  magix...nalla idea thaan...
  climax-a Bala style-e mudichiduvom ok va...
  
  since the couples couldn't agree on who is better...whether ARR or IR....both of them decides to cut off their ears..and put in Saamy (HJ music....directorial touch-ba) undiyal....
  yeppadi...
  
  padam 365 nallukku odum..
  
  
• From: purv (@ 137.140.142.87) on: Tue Aug 31 00:40:40 EDT 2004
  
  magix, it could work. Keep hold of that idea!
  
  
• From: Vishamas Maximas (@ 213.42.2.10) on: Tue Aug 31 01:54:22 EDT 2004
  
  magix,good one that was.)))
  
  Aboorva ragangaL Srividya-Kamal mathiri love storyA?
  
  
• From: F e r r a r i (@ 192.138.110.8) on: Tue Aug 31 02:19:22 EDT 2004
  
  Actually I would like the story to be like this.
  
  IR fan in love with ARR fan. And Ir fan has oRakaNNu on YSR fan and ARR fan has oRakaNNu on HJ fan. But Deva fan and KR fan get together and during the commossion ARR fan gets married to YSR fan and IR fan gets married to HJ fan. In climax, everyone comes to know ARR fan, YSR fan, IR fan, HJ fan all are cousin brothers and sisters belonging to giant family of ghantasala fan, V Kumar fan, MSV fan, Ramamurthy fan etc etc.
  
  Direction: K Balachandar
  
  
• From: rs (@ 203.101.42.78) on: Tue Aug 31 02:52:03 EDT 2004
  
  disclaimer : please note that this is my original, pure, BIS standard, agmarked,ISO 9001 certified story..anybody reproducing it in any other form anywhere will be punished
  
  hero, heroine..heroine very beautiful......hero sees heroine..love at first sight.. but hero doesnt know heroines name, address etc same with the heroine....she doesnt know hero's name or address. hero proposes to the heroine. heroine after a hesitation accepts but she puts a condition.... she sits bfore a system and types her name, address contact details etc and sends it as a forward to her friend with a note to keep it forwarding to all her friends she know... now she tells the hero if within a year, if the hero recieves this forwarded email , fate decides that they are to be lovers...hero accepts this "novel" idea and they departed.thereafter hero like a madd(y) guy daily surfs internet checks his umpteeen mail accounts whether his lover's mail was recieved..but he does not recieve any...during the movie we also keep some twist...that hero actually recieves the forwarded email once in his yahoo account, but since he had turned the spam on it goes to the bulk mail folder and the mail gets deleted bfore the hero checks....... during this period, hero gets acquainted with another chat friend who is madly in love with our hero and forces him to marry her... hero's father a die-hard internet user cajoles the hero to marry this second chat friend as there is an oppportunity of getting a 2 GB mail box with POP3 account free for a life time and also free broadband internet connection if he is married to this girl....hero initially refuses but he caves into the pressure..gets engaged to the girl...heroine also meanwhile feels the hero's love on seeing a mail attachment on love...she also searches for the mail she had sent initially........ but the mail which reaches several thousand internet users illudes our hero and heroine alone until the climax.........climax when a depressed hero just minutes bfore his marriage was about to log off his msn messenger sees a popup (new mail recieved)... in disbelief he views the mail...voila it is the same mail which was forwarded by our heroine a year back..... hero jumps in joy and stops the marriage (who cares about the other girl and her family...only hero and heroine matters in a tamil film) at the same time heroine also catches up with the hero on msn messenger... they exchange rings (virtual) over net and lived happily thereafter........
  
  subham...........
  
  title of the movie is yet to be decided
  
  
• From: rs (@ 203.101.42.78) on: Tue Aug 31 02:54:04 EDT 2004
  
  and the title for Ferrari's story is
  
  "KHAITHAN FANS" with a one line teaser "Wide Range of Fans available here"
  
  
• From: rs (@ 203.101.42.78) on: Tue Aug 31 02:55:15 EDT 2004
  
  sorry sorry the title is "Rathna Fan house"
  
  
• From: Jacky (@ 61.2.38.78) on: Tue Aug 31 03:29:58 EDT 2004
  
  "she sits bfore a system and types her name, address contact details etc and sends it as a forward to her friend with a note to keep it forwarding to all her friends she know.."
  
  Inthana per kitta ava details pona she will be in Thailand, courtsey - Mahanadi Visiting card fame :)
  
  
  
• From: rs (@ 203.101.42.78) on: Tue Aug 31 03:42:22 EDT 2004
  
  sorry jacky, my film is aiming for a "U" certificate..athukula U turn pottu athuku vera ethuna certificate vaangi koduthudatheenga
  
  
• From: Jacky (@ 61.2.36.202) on: Tue Aug 31 03:53:00 EDT 2004
  
  Director yaaru?
  MR - antha mail oru Terrorist kitta pogum
  Shankar - Bush kitta pogum
  Cheran - oru Village officer
  Kathir - oru rose garden owner
  Balachander - Madd(y) yoda appa kitta pogum
  Nenga direct panna ennaku forward pannara mari edunga :)
  
  
• From: purv (@ 137.140.142.87) on: Tue Aug 31 10:47:12 EDT 2004
  
  rs, I have a bit of bad news for you; your story has been reproduced even before you have posted it in this page. :-( Do you remember 'Kaathalar Dhinam' by Kathir??
  
  
• From: F e r r a r i (@ 192.138.110.8) on: Tue Aug 31 11:32:29 EDT 2004
  
  adhu kadhal dhinam+jay jay mix.
  
  I will tell one more purely purely original story.
  Thanks to magix for the plot.
  
  There is this guy. He wins a prize in radio mirchi semma hot machi programme. He gets a free bus pass for one month in chennai. He takes a double decker bus. He goes to the top. He finds a girl, about to jump from the bus. He thinks that she is about to commit suicide. Pulls her in and slaps her. She starts crying.
  Later he finds out that she is a terrorist, and she had planted a bomb in the bus. She was jumping for escaping.
  Now hero gets into action. He calls his police friend. That guy comes in bike and follows the bus. The bus is diverted in madras by pass road from perungalathur to nerkundram. The bomb is below the bus. Near porur, there is an AIRTEL hoarding. Hero jumps from the bus some 10 kms before porur. He rushes on the police bike to porur. With help of police he removes that hoarding. attaches some wheels to it.
  The bus arrives at that time. The hero lies on the hoarding and skates along with bus. He bends down and removes the bomb and diffuses it by pouring his blood over it.
  Flash back. Hero's dad was scientist. His dad found a technique by which heamoglobin can diffuse any type of bomb. The terrorist group kidnap his dad for the patent.
  Hero afetr rescuing the bus passengers slaps the girl. He gives statistics on how many buses are running in tamilnadu. How many are double deckers. How many drivers, conductors etc etc are there. Then he asks heroine why she did that.
  
  She says her sister was raped by a bus driver and she is taking revenge. After the hero's slap she changes mind. Hero falls in love with her.
  But when he is about to propose, he finds that she is already in love with one auto driver. And problems at her home.
  Bus starts again towards koyambedu. The hero sends for the auto driver. Then he gets both of them married in the bus itself.
  Heroine asks him when he will get married. Then hero gives lecture on, that "oru thadavai vandhaa dhaanga adhukku peru kaadhal. marubadiyum marubadiyum vandha adhukku peru vera ennavo".
  Saying this, he gets down from the bus at koyambedu and walks....
  
  
  
• From: Fans House (@ 24.6.226.149) on: Tue Aug 31 11:46:49 EDT 2004
  
  this too much fun....more nice plots please . Rathna Fan house is the topper :)
  
  

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