Topic started by C~P (@ 61.95.159.16) on Mon Mar 29 13:30:00 EST 2004.
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Hi musiclovers!!!
newtfmpage has been a nice place for people to share what they know with each other. Many people help you with what you want and become your pals.
But how many of these faces have you seen?
How many have you met in person?
How many have you atleast spoken to over phone?
How many have you chat with on a Messenger?
How many have you atleast mailed?!
Get-togethers happen every now and then. I can see people shaking their heads violently in disagreement, but they do happen! Atleast major get-together has happened to my knowledge.
Attended by : Saravanan, Lord Labaku Das, Prabhu, Suresh, Rajasaranam, Sriram Lakshman, Raj and C~P
Any such events that happened elsewhere? Would be nice to learn about such experiences.....Share benefits gained if any
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- From: C~P (@ 61.95.159.19)
on: Thu Jul 15 23:11:18 EDT 2004
Edhu semma books?
- From: paran (@ 203.123.16.187)
on: Thu Jul 15 23:21:54 EDT 2004
Chocklat book-a?...namber Krisha-na vanginaare athuva?
- From: C~P (@ 61.95.159.19)
on: Thu Jul 15 23:27:35 EDT 2004
Cha, book andha book ellam padikka maataen naan, abachaaram, abachaaram!
- From: paran (@ 203.123.16.187)
on: Fri Jul 16 01:09:55 EDT 2004
andha book-le padikarathukku yenna iruku?...verum parkarthukkuthaan irukum..
- From: C~P (@ 61.95.159.19)
on: Fri Jul 16 01:16:59 EDT 2004
Book-la bommai paarkara pazhakatha innum vidaliya neenga? :-)
- From: paran (@ 203.123.16.187)
on: Fri Jul 16 03:56:40 EDT 2004
colour kude adipenne!...
- From: C~P (@ 61.95.159.19)
on: Fri Jul 16 04:18:32 EDT 2004
Ferrari-in kirukkalgal!
Scene 1:
(To be performed live)
Actors: Amar, Vishal, Ravi
Amar is in the kabaddi field playing kabaddi. Only he is there in his
team. He is facing two guys from the opponent team.
He is about to touch the line and win the match for his team. There is
a gun shot.
(We should record the gun shot in a mp3 file and play it at the
background).
The guy falls down.
(Drakness sets in. That is we switch of all lights).
A voice in the background says
This is Amar a software engineer. Why is he playing kabaddi and why was
he shot?
Now we broadcast the movie.
Dreamz Limited Proudly presents "" (Lets decide the title sometime
later)
(During this Synofonia Dance day, all of us should dance in a group for
just one song. Hardly for 1 minute.
We will capture that in video. It will give an impression that a group
of friends are dancing in a pub)
Scene 2:
Actors: Amar, Abhishek, Neha.
There are a group of software engineers watching the budget
presentation.
Abhishek: 2 % more tax. Hmm. So far so good.
Amar: We need to put an end to this!
Abhishek: huh?
Amar: The software companies do not pay much tax when compared to other
industries. Because of the Sops.
Why dont they extend the same to IT Employees as well?
Abhishek: Welcome to planet earth.
Neha: Stop it abhi. I see Amar coming up with something
Amar: Thanks Neha. I have fixed an appointment with the Finance
Minister! After all he is MP from our constituency
Abhishek: Wow. How did you manage that?
Amar: You are not supposed to ask logical questions in movies ok?
Scene 3:
Actors: Amar, FM, Abhishek, Neha.
They enter the finance ministers garden. He is sitting in the garden
The group of people enter in full formals with tie and all.
FM: Who are you people?
Amar: We are from IT
FM: Hello hero. You have come to raid the Finance Minister itself eh?
Neha: Sir we are IT. i.e. Software people
FM: oooph. For a second I thought you are coming from Income Tax.
Anyways I have to leave for a kabaddi match now
Amar: What??????????
FM: Dont you know? I was a kabaddi player during my college times. The
strategy of pulling other peoples legs is
what I learnt from kabaddi. Now I am using it in politics.
Amar hands him a letter. The FM reads it and starts laughing.
Fm:You are really funny. What do you think of me?
Amar: I think you are a coward. Not ready to face challenges
FM: How dare you say that? Ok. Here is the deal. Lets play kabaddi. My
team and your team. If you people win, no tax
for next 5 years. If I win, triple the tax for next 5 years.
Abhishek drags amar by the side and says
"Look. Lets not do anything crazy. Apologize to him and lets go back.
He is a kabaddi champion.
You dont even know the rules of the game".
Amar looks at FM: Yes. We are ready for the challenge
Scene 4: Office Cubicle
Actors: Amar, Neha, Abhishek and some more people
Some 10 software people sitting with gloomy face
Abhishek: What have you done Amar?
Colleague 1: Who asked you to do this. If we lose, you have to pay our
tax
Colleague 2: Lets go to the FM fall in his leg and ask him to take back
Colleague 3: Thats right. Come on guys. Lets all go.
Amar meanwhile is very silent with angry face and looks stubborn
Amar: Guys. Have faith in yourselves. We can do it. It is just a game
of kabaddi. We can win
Abhi: Look at the physique of everyone. Everyone is looking like a
picasso art piece. shapeless
Neha: Come on Abhi. First and foremost that is required is confidence!!
Amar meanwhile pulls another colleague. Colleague 3.
He just goes and pulls him by leg. That guy falls down.
Amar runs back. That guy is so wild he comes back and literally lifts
amar.
Amar: See..Is this game tough. Pulling each others legs is not
something new to us.
(Amar and the guy who played now, start singing the song "Aajare" from
LAGAAN)
Smita: Excuse me!!
Amar: Who is this?
Smita: Hi! I am the sister of finance minister. Even I am a software
engineer. I didnt like what my brother did.
I can give you some inside information on pulling legs and my
brothers style of pulling legs!
Amar: Thats amazing. Well can we sit for the requirement gathering
Smita comes and sits next to Amar and they both discuss something on
paper. Neha looks at them, gets angry and goes away.
Abhishek runs behind Neha
Abhishek: See I always told you. He will ditch you when someother girl
comes. And their height also matches
Neha: Better mind your business
Neha walks away. Abhi is fuming
Scene 5:
Location: Ground
Smita is holding a paper and reading this out in the background
(In Kabaddi, two teams compete with each other for higher scores,
by touching or capturing the players of the opponent team.
Each team consists of 12 players, of which seven are on court at a
time, and five in reserve.
The two teams fight for higher scores, alternating defence and offense.
The court is as large as that for a dodge ball game. The game consists
of two 20 minute halves,
with a break of five minutes for change of sides. )
- From: C~P (@ 61.95.159.19)
on: Fri Jul 16 04:20:27 EDT 2004
While Smita is reading this, in the foreground camera initially
focusses on Amar who is keenly listening to Smita.
Neha is sitting at a distance holding a water bottle, watching with
disgust. Abhishek and some more colleagues of Amar
are sitting and looking at the proceedings. Abhishek trying to sit next
to Neha and impress her.
Then we show the global village golf course ground. Zoom in to a
particular spot.
Amar: Come on guys lets start.
He takes them to the spot. Divides the group into 2.
Amar: One from this side will come over there. You have to catch him.
Then from there one come here ok?
The game starts. First Abhishek goes to that side. He is clueless. He
loiters around that side saying kabaddi kabaddi.
Smita shouts from outside "Catch him!!!!"
Everyone pounces towards Abhishek. Including the guys in his team. They
all pull abhishek to the ground.
Smita: No no no. this is not the way. Only the opponents should stop
him. You people are all his team mates.
You should never pull the legs of your team mates. This is not
politics. This is kabaddi
Abhi who is completely shaken up by this,limps and comes out.
Abhi: Oh my god. We are going to play this game with those ruffians. I
want half day leave on monday.
I want to renew my life insurance policy.
Amar: Come on buddy. Nothing like that will happen.
They continue playing and we show this from distance. People running to
this end and that end. Utter chaos and confusion.
Only thing that we need to make sure while this is happening is no one
should laugh while pulling other peoples legs.
They should have serious expressions. Because their income is at stake.
We show Neha. She is squatting and sitting. She would be burying her
head on her legs.
Suddenly there will be screams of Amar. Amar. Amar.
Neha wakes up and looks. The camera should focus from where Neha is
sitting. It should be like what she is seeing.
She sees everyone circled around Amar. Amar has fainted and is lying on
the ground
Smita is next to Amar and she is sprinkling water on Amars face. Neha
runs and sits next to Amar.
Amar opens his eyes.
AMar: Sorry guys. Guess I am hungry. Thats why I fainted.
Come on. Lets goto Cofee day and have something.
They get inside coffee day. Amar gets up and goes to the rest room.
He is washing his face. Then he sees his face on the mirror. He sees
blood trickle down from his face.
He gets confused. Just shrugs off and goes back.
There are two seats. One next to Neha and one next to Smita. Amar goes
and sits next to Smita.
(At this particular moment, the camera should focus on Neha's facial
expression. She is cold. Expressionless.
And next on Abhishek. His expression is jealous. He tries to sit next
to Neha. She put her bag on the chair.
Next on Smitha. She is full of smiles.
Abhishek gets up and walks. He takes his mobile and calls the finance
minister
ABHI: Good Afternoon sir.
FM: OK OK. Tell whats happening.
Abhi: Your sister is here and teaching us how to play kabaddi
FM: What????? Wait I will come there
Camera focusses back on Amar and team
Amar: Smitha. Tell me this. Why should I be telling kabaddi kabaddi
when I am running
Smitha: You want to scream Bipasha?
Amar: Come on. Actually this game is pretty interesting.
Smitha: It is indeed (looks at her watch)
Oh oh. Its getting late. Time for me to leave.
All of them get up and come to the parking.
Amar says bye and she starts her scooty or kinetic and leaves.
The camera focusses on her bike leaving and at the same time Ministers
car enters.
He doesnt observe his sister going.
He gets out of the car.
All the IT Professionals stand upright and look the minister with a
rude expression except for abhishek
who has a mischievous smile on his face.
(The minister gives some gali. While doing sound mixing we will keep it
silent. Audience will know it is censored)
Minister goes back
Amar: Ok Guys. Lets call it a day. Have some rest
He comes towards Neha
Amar: So Neha. What do you think? Will we win
Neha: Oh you remember I am here?
Amar: Come on
Neha: You changed afetr smitha came.
(She turns back)
Amar goes towards her. There are couple of tear drops on her eyes.
(At this juncture we can picturise some very very funny dance movement
for the song O Re Gori. Just the 1st Stanza)
Scene 6:
Actors: Amar, Doctor
Doctor removes his specs and wipes it off in white kerchief
Doctor: Whats your age
Amar: 28. Why?
Doctor: Do you have any close relatives
Amar: Why doctor? Something serious.
Doctor: Actually there is good news and bad news. What would you like
to hear?
Amar: Bad news first
Doctor: You have brain tumor
Amar: Oh!!! Whats the good news?
Doctor: You have brain!!
Amar: Is there any cure?
Doctor: Nope. You have a small brain and we cant operate.
Amar: How many days I have?
Doctor: 3 more weeks.
Amar: Can you make it 4 weeks?
Doctor: Excuse me. This is not a project deliverable. No bargaining
Amar: Actually there is a kabaddi match in 3 weeks
Doctor: oh oh. You should not play kabadi.
Amar: Well Doctor. Just give me some painkiller tablets. I dont mind
dying. But I want to win kabaddi for our community
(When Amar is saying this filmy dialogue, his face should be focussed.
Amars facial expression should be one
of very serious and commited person. I am 220 % sure this will evoke
laughter from the audience).
- From: C~P (@ 61.95.159.19)
on: Fri Jul 16 04:22:40 EDT 2004
Scene 7:
One hefty guy(his name is manoj) comes and shouts
Manoj: Who is Amar here?
Amar: Myself why?
Manoj: Hi. I am Manoj. I am from *.* Consultancy
Amar: oh oh. Sorry. I am not interested in a job shift
Manoj: No. I heard about the kabaddi game. I also want to join
Amar: wow. Thats great. You know this game?
Manoj: I used to play in my school days.
Amar: Wonderful! Welcome on board
(Now we show some more scenes of kabaddi practise. Usually IT guys dont
work out or goto the gym. We will show these people
panting catching breath and struggling to play. And some funny scenes
like people falling down. And after falling down
trying to chase the person who pulled his leg etc etc..We will show
Neha cheering the team. Smitha would be sitting
on a chair with goggles and all and sipping pepsi or coke)
All of the players come and sit down on the grass. Amar's joints will
be bleeding since he fell down a lot.
Neha will use the medical kit spray and apply band aid.
Amar: Neha I am worried. Will we?
Neha: Yes. We will win. Of all the people you shouldnt worry.
she keeps saying something. Amar is suddenly getting headache. He cant
say see anything clearly.
He hears Neha's voice at a looooooooooong distance. He falls down on
the grass.
Screen goes dark.
(We will be showing the negative now. A bike zooming past in high
speed. The episode with finance minister fast forwarded,
then playing kabaddi. Then we show Abhi's face in negative. And abhi's
face changes from negative film to reality.
If you want to visualise this scene remember Dil Chahta Hai. The scene
in Opera House Sydney, where Preity asks Aamir Khan
to close his eyes and think abt his true love).
Amar: Huh. I fainted again. Sorry guys!!
Neha: Amar lets goto doctor
Amar: Hey its ok. I was watching LAGAAN last night and didnt sleep. Its
okay.
Neha: Take care. I am worried
Amar: Hey relax. I said its ok
Meanwhile Abhi is talking to FM
FM: See. We can easily win. But still on safe side, do as I say on the
final day.
(Before this if time permits we can include a scene of Prime Minister
scolding FM on how he can prmise etc etc)
Climax!!!!!!!!!!!
All the guys are stading on line. Neha and Smitha are having that
aarthi plate on their hand.
(In background the song Kabhi kushi kabhi gham title track)
They take the field.
Manoj goes first from the IT team.
He goes hits one FM team guy and comes back
Then one guy from the FM team comes towards these guys
The guys form a circle and are about to catch the FM guy. But Abhi
breaks the chain and starts scratching his head.
At this point of time, the FM guys touches 3 of the FM team and goes
back.
Everyone looks at Abhi with anger.
Abhi: I didnt apply oil for 3 days yaar. I felt like scratching my
head. What do i do?
One more person from IT team goes to the other side.
He goes and tickles two to three FM team guys and comes back.
FM complains to the kabaddi referee
FM: This is not fair. How can he do such a thing
Referee takes his rule book and checks the rules
Smitha barges in with a book
Smitha: Sir "The raider's aim is to touch any or all players on the
opposing side,
and return to his court in one breath. The person, whom the raider
touches, will then be out. "
The rule doesnt say that he cannot tickle
FM is wild.
He gets in the IT team and Abhi deliberately makes Amar out by pushing
him.
Referee calls for a break.
All the IT people rush to beat Abhi.
Amar: Stop it. Let me handle. Abhi. Imagine no tax for 5 years
Abhi: what if we lose
Amar: Even if we lose do you think FM will do something. Dont be
cheated.
Abhi: Am sorry
Amar: Lets get back to the game. Make opposite team all out please. I
will come in.
(By this time Amar badly starts bleeding. His whole face and chest
covered with blood(Tomato sauce :-)))
Neha: Wht is happening.
Amar: nothing. I hurt my nose
Neha sprays the magic lotion on Amar's face.
Meanwhile Abhi runs to the other side and makes 2 ppl in FM team out.
Only FM is left.
In IT Abhi and one more guy
FM comes in with vengeance and hits Abhi like anything and the other
guy as well.
So end of first round FM team has won.
Next round:
Manoj Amar and Abhi play with vengeance and are about to win the game.
FM shows his eye towards one guy in the audience.
That guy comes running and yells
"There is a bomb here. There is a bomb here. I got phone call. Run
away"
Everyone run away.
FM to Amar:
Ok..Coming 21st of august. We shall resume the game at koramangala
indoor auditorium"
Amar walks back and faints.
Fm turns to his guy: Finish him off on 21st with a single bullet
We will capture sunset somewhere and show slowly as darkness setting
in.
(End of Movie)
TV Screen gets dark.
On stage we shall put on the lights again.
Amar will be sitting in a pool of blood. Abhi will be tying bandaid
around his forhead.
Amar will go and win the match.
All celebrations. Amar will faint again.
Doctor will also be part of Audience.
He will rush to Amar. Check his pulse etc etc
Doctor: Amar. Congrats. Your brain tumor got cured
Amar: Huh? How?
Doctor. The bullet pierced your head, took away the tumor and went via
your ear. It is a medical miracle.
We will show giant celebrations of all IT guys lifting Amar.
(Background voice: So all software engineers, you dont need to pay tax
for 5 years)
Again screen goes dark. The movie will show the title card
(With all characters name. And Making of movie like Jackie chan style)
- From: C~P (@ 61.95.159.19)
on: Sun Jul 18 21:53:04 EDT 2004
En thread ivalo high up the order ponadhey illiye! :-D
Vishamus Maximus Chennai varaennu abscond aagitaarae...any news S.S??
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