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Topic started by kjhkfkhfh (@ panorama.nus.edu.sg) on Thu Jul 16 04:36:00 EDT 1998.
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• From: Chandrasekaran (@ globalb25.citicorp.com) on: Fri Jan 8 09:09:29 EST 1999
  
  Udhaya: Hillarious man! TR Dhaasan, ARATT, Ravi's vacation... kalakiteenga.
  
  
• From: JR (@ faraday.bfsec.bt.co.uk) on: Fri Jan 8 09:11:20 EST 1999
  
  konnutInga.
  
  ARR: That's Ravi, he's everywhere, he's always watching. Never mind him, nobody does.
  
  ****ROFL****
  
  
• From: Shanmugam Murugappan (@ 208.236.83.26) on: Fri Jan 8 15:28:22 EST 1999
  
  Udhaya,
  
  Kalakitteenga ponga. Eppadi ungalukku indha maadhiri ellam thonudhu. Enakku indha maadhiri ellam thona maattaengudhae. You have a gift!!! TR Dhaasan, Aruva Velu aiyo!!! Pullarikkudhu
  
  
• From: bb (@ schubert.crhc.uiuc.edu) on: Fri Jan 15 03:19:50 EST 1999
  
  i am back..so idhuvum back..
  
  
• From: bb (@ schubert.crhc.uiuc.edu) on: Fri Jan 15 03:21:55 EST 1999
  
  cross posted from "who is the music creator" thread..illaatti makkals may think it is a serious writeup:))
  
  
  
  
  the music creator yaaru: aahaa, enna arpudhamaana oru topic...idhaip
  paththi pEsikkittE irukkalaam.
  
  mudhalile music endral enna enbadhaip paththi theLivaa irukkanum..
  appuram creatornna yaaru, avar pannaradhu enna, idhile oru
  mudivukku varanum. appuramaa,indha template vachindu yaaru "the
  music creator" appadinnu kandupidikkalaam.
  
  music creation: is it the same as creation of a poem, or a story, or an
  algorithm? is it the same as making a delicious dish? is it the same as
  spending energy in plowing the fields? what is music creation? what
  are the essential things that go into it? if we go into this deeply, in
  20th century B.C, kidi kidi munivarnnu oruthar, isai thaan indha ulagin
  naabik kamalamnnu somaandami mozhiyile solliyirukkAr. then, there
  are several examples of people who tried to create music. but an
  important issue arises here. is music a form of energy? then can it be
  created or destroyed? if not, then the whole topic becomes pointless.
  we can change the topic to "who is the music channelizer", the one
  who channelizes other forms of energy into music. going further on
  this idea, we need to realise what are the forms of energy that can be
  transformed into music. who does that efficiently? then, we can discuss
  if the modern electronic equipments help the music director to do this.
  dr.johnson once said that music is effective madness. taking this theory
  for discussion, who can create madness? madness is just a state of
  mind, just like extreme IR fanaticism. it is self driven and external
  factors cause hyper reaction from the inside and result in madness. if
  music is effective madness, the person who creates such madness
  cannot exist above it. hence, he will also be a mad man. thus, the
  logical conclusion is that "the music creator" is a mad person in
  kilpauk mental hospital or somewhere. don't underestimate his
  potential...madness is contagious.
  
  
• From: rs (@ sungold2.uk.ibm.com) on: Fri Jan 15 05:36:36 EST 1999
  
  kalakitte BB.
  
  
• From: aruLarasan (@ psiphi.umsl.edu) on: Mon Jan 25 12:14:04 EST 1999
  
  Got this via email.
  
  
  
  How many mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
  Answer: 1,331
  
  1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light
  bulb has been changed
  
  14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
  light bulb could have been changed differently
  
  7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
  
  27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
  bulbs
  
  53 to flame the spell checkers
  
  41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames
  
  156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light
  bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list
  
  109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take
  this email exchange to another list
  
  203 to demand that cross posting to other lists about changing light
  bulbs be stopped
  
  111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light
  bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this mail list
  
  3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
  this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list
  
  306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, what
  brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are
  faulty
  
  27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
  
  14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post
  corrected URLs
  
  33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all
  headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
  
  12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
  handle the light bulb controversey
  
  19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
  
  4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
  
  48 to propose new change.lite.bulb newsgroup
  
  47 to say there is already an alt.light.bulb newsgroup
  
  143 to ask if anyone ever did change the lightbulb
  
  258 to check the math on this report to make sure all 1,331 people are
  fully involved in the process
  
  and finally 1 to post a question to the entire mail list subscriber
  group asking if a light bulb needs changing.
  
  
• From: V (@ dixon.ge.com) on: Tue Jan 26 12:17:48 EST 1999
  
  No - This is not a TFM related topic, but just
  thought it deserves a wider audience (This too
  received via e-mail..)
  
  Did you watch the movie Thiruvilaiyadal. If so for sure this is
  going to make you laugh more........Here you go.......
  
  ACT ONE
  
  Madhurai. Market place. A guy sitting on an elephant with a drum in his
  hand. Seems he's going to make an announcement.
  
  DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
  
  Naattu makkalukkoar narchcheidhi!!!!!
  
  Namadhu paandiya mannarukku yaerppattulla sandhegaththai theerththu
  vaikkak koodiya C program-i yezhudhik kondu varum programmerukku aayiram
  America dollargal parisaaga alikkappadum.
  
  DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
  
  Tharumi comes from inside the crowd in an effort to hear the thing
  clearly.
  
  Thar (to the guy on elephant) : Yevvalavu?? aayiram America dollaraa?
  The guy on elephant : Amaam..aayiram America dollargal.
  
  Tharumi could not control himself. He begins to talk with himself.
  
  Ayyo Ayyo...
  Onnaa rendaa...
  Aayiram dollar achchae..
  Aayiram dollar achchae..
  naan yenna pannuvaen....
  ipponnu paaththu program yezhudha varla, program yezhudha varla
  Appa sokka...
  
  Sivan, the GOD appears from nowhere. Sivan looks like a Systems
  programmer.
  He calls Tharumi, who was all alone in his greedy thoughts.
  
  Sivan : Pulavarae...
  Tharu : Yaar adhu?
  Sivan : Azhaiththadhu naandhaan
  Tharu : appadia? yaen azaichcheenga?
  Sivan : Mannarin ayyappaatai neekkum C Program unakkuk kidaiththaal,
  parisu aththanaiyum unakkae kidaiththu vidumallavaa?
  Tharu : Aamaam aamaam
  Sivan : Naan andhap programmai tharugiraen.
  Tharu : yaaru..nee
  Sivan : Aam
  Tharu : adha kondu poi yen programnu sollavaa. yedho Y2K bug yellam
  solve pannikittu irukkaen. programmernu oththukkittu irukkaanga.
  adhaiyum kedukkalaamnu paakkiria.
  Sivan : Paravaayillai. Yedhuththuch chel.
  Tharu : appa thirudalaangiriyaa.
  Sivan : HaHaHa
  Tharu : Deiveega sirippaiyaa ungaladhu.
  Sivan : En thiramaiyin meedhu sandhegam irundhaal, nee vaendumaanaal
  yennai parisodhiththup paaraen.. unakkuth thiramai irundhaal..
  
  Now, Tharumi gets angry...
  
  Tharu : yaaru..yenkittayaevaa..yenkittayaevaa..yenkittayae modhap
  paakkiriyaa... naan aalu paakkaraththukku sumaaraadhaan iruppaen. aanaa
  yen programming paththi unakkuth theriyaadhu. thayaaraa iru
  Sivan : Appadiyae. Kekvigalai nee kaetkiraayaa alladhu naan
  kaetkattumaa?
  Tharu : ah..naanae kaekkaraen. yenakku kaekkadhaan theriyum. mmm...
  
  (The famous question answer session.)
  
  Tharu : Pirikka mudiyaadhadhu yennavo?
  Sivan : Body shoppingum commisionum
  Tharu : Saerndhae iruppadhu?
  Sivan : Windowsum buggum
  Tharu : Sollakkoodadhadhu?
  Sivan : Clientidam unmai
  Tharu : Sollak koodiyadhu?
  Sivan : Seminaril poigal
  Tharu : Code-kku azhagu?
  Sivan : Comment-udan iruppadhu
  Tharu : Comment-enap paduvadhu?
  Sivan : Puriyaadhiruppadhu
  Tharu : OS-ukku?
  Sivan : Unix
  Tharu : Language-kku?
  Sivan : C
  Tharu : Offsite-ukku?
  Sivan : Nee
  Tharu : Onsite-ukku?
  Sivan : Naan.
  
  Tharu : Ayya aala vidu..
  
  Tharumi falls at Sivan's feet and recovers himself.
  
  Tharu : Ayya..Neer programmer.
  Sivan : Nee..
  Tharu : Illai. Naan programmer illai. Yengae andhap programme-ik
  kodungal. Mannar yenna kodukkiraro adhai appadiyae ungalidam koduththu
  vidugiraen. Neer paarththu yaedhavadhu seyyum.
  
  Sivan hands over a floppy to Tharumi.
  
  Sivan : Parisaththanaiyum neeyae vaiththuk kol.
  Tharu : Aayiram dollaraiyumaa?
  Sivan : Aam. Sendru vaa.
  
  Tharu leaves with the floppy, but hesitates for a moment. He comesback
  and asks Sivan
  
  Tharu : Parisu kidaiththaal naan vaangikkolgiraen. Vaeru yedhaavadhu
  kidaiththaal...
  Sivan : Yennidam vaa. naan paarththuk kolgiraen
  Tharu : Yengenga veengi irukkunnaa?
  Sivan : HaHaHa
  Tharu : Idharkkum sirippiththaanaa?
  Sivan : Vetri unakkae. Poai vaa.
  Tharu : Naan marumurai ungalai yengu paarppadhu?
  Sivan : Yengum paarkkalaam.
  Tharu : Oho. Body-shopper pola irukku.
  Sivan : Indha voorilaeyae periya veedu nam veedudhaan.
  Tharu : Yendha veedo?
  
  Sivan shows the temple.
  
  
  ACT TWO
  
  Pandiyan's software thiruchchabai
  
  There are lots of programmers, system analysts and module leaders
  sitting with a laptop at the appropriate place.
  Tharu enters totally confused.
  
  Tharu : Mannaa!!
  Guy1 stretches his hands in the direction of King. But Tharumi calls
  the next guy as Arasae!! This happens several times. Then,
  
  Tharu : Paar vaendhae!!! Yennaip paar vaendhae!! Programmudan
  vandhirukkum Tharumiyin vanakkam.
  Pandi : Yengae! umadhu source code-ik kodum.
  
  Tharu hands over the Floppy to Pandiyan.
  Pandiyan gives it to the Data entry operator sitting just below him.
  The operator puts that floppy in his pc,copies the content to C drive
  and opens the file in the editor.
  
  #include void main()
  {
  a= 13*3;
  printf("%d\n",a);
  }
  
  Paandi is excited.
  Pandi : Aha... arumaiyaana logic. Aazhndha syntax. Theerndhadhu
  andhegam.
  Tharu : Manna ..Parisu.
  Pandi : Yaar angae...Aayiram america dollargalai yeduththu vaarungal.
  Tharu : Modhalla indha CD-kaaran kadana theeththudanum..
  
  The prize arrives. Tharumi is all set to receieve it.
  
  Pandi : Software sangam theerththu vaikkadha yen sandhegaththai thani
  oru programmer-aaga theerththu vaiththa Tharumikku indhap paricinai
  alikkiraen.
  
  Well. Tharumi is not so lucky. A voice comes from the other side of the
  sabhai. That voice belongs to Nakkeeran,the Senior systems analyst of
  the Pandiya kingdom.
  
  Nak : Manna..Satrup porungal. Programmer-ae satru ippadi
  varugireeraa?
  Tharu : Mudiyaadhu.Parisai vaangik konduthaan varuvaen. manna podu.
  Nak : Adhildhaan prachchinai irukkiradhu.
  
  Tharumi goes to Nakkeeran.
  
  Tharu : Vandhaen.Yennayya prachchianai?
  Nak : Indhap programme-i yezhudhiyadhu neerdhaanae?
  Tharu : Naan..Naan..Naanedhaan yezhudhinaen. Pinna Internet-landhu
  download pannikkitta vandhaen? Yennudayadhudhaan Yennudayadhudhaan
  Yennudayadhudhaan ayya.
  Nak : Appadiyaanaal adhai compile seidhu vittu,piragu parisaip petruch
  chellalaamae.
  Tharu : Mannarukkae vilangi vittadhu,idaiyil neer yenna. Manna!!naan romba
  kashtappadugiraen, ivar veru compile seiyach cholgiraar.
  
  Meanwhile Nakkeeran compiles the program. It gives an error message : a
  not defined.
  
  Nak : Sariyaana oru programukku yem mannavan parisalikkiraar yendraal
  dhaik kandu sandhoshappadum mudhal manidhan naandhaan. Adhe samayam,Ken
  thompson-um,Dennis ritchie-um kattik kaaththa indha software
  thiruchchabaiyilae, thavaraana oru programukku pandian parisalikkiraan
  yendraal adhaik kandu varuththap padubhavanum naandhaan.
  Tharu : Oho.Ingu yellaamae neerdhaanoe? Code yezhudhip peyar vaangum
  programmer-gal irukkiraargal. Bug kandu pidiththae peyar vaangum
  programmer-galum irukkiraargal.
  Nak : Hehehe
  Tharu : Sirikkadheer. Idhil neer yendhap pirivai serndhavar yendru
  ungalukkae theriyum yendru ninaikkiraen. Ondru nichchayam ayya. Ummaip
  poal rendu SSA-kkal, vaendaam neer oruvarae podhum. irundhaal industry
  uruppadum. Mudindhaal mannaridam sollungal. Yenakkup parisu vaendaam.
  
  
  ACT THREE
  
  Temple
  
  Tharumi is all alone,scolding himself.
  
  Tharu : Yenakku vaenum...Yenakku vaenum... Aasai Aasai... Yaendaa..
  Maanam poachchae... Inimae sondhamaa program yezhudhinaa kooda,"yaempaa
  idhu nee yezhudhinadhudhaanaa"-nu kaeppaanae. naan yenna pannuvaen..
  
  Climbs a pillar.
  
  Tharu : Thoraththi thoraththi vandhu adikkara maadhiri irukkae..
  Ayyo..Sokkaa Sokkaa.. Avanai nambi logic poachchu... ippa kaththik
  kaththik koralum poyidap povudhu Illa..avana kooppidak koodaadhu....
  avanillai...avanillai... nambhaadhae...nambhaadhae...
  
  Again Sivan comes from nowhere....
  
  Tharu : Vayyaa...Vaa...Thimirudhaanae unakku
  Sivan : Tharumiyae..parisu kidaiththadhaa?
  Tharu : um..yellaam kedaichchadhu. odhai onnudhaan baakki. konjam
  irundhirundhaa adhaiyum vaangittudhaan vandhiruppaen.
  Sivan : (Angrily) Tharumiyae...Sabayil nadandhadhaik kooru...
  Tharu : Paesum bodhu nallaa paesu.. program yezhudhumbodhu kotta
  vutturu.
  Sabaiyilae un code-i kuththamnu sollittanga.
  Sivan : Yevan sonnadhu??
  Tharu : Anga orththan irukkaanya unga paattan,senior system analyst.
  avandhaanyaa sonnaan..
  
  Sivan grabs Tharumi by hand and takes him to the sabai once again
  
  ACT FOUR
  
  Software thiruchchabai
  
  Sivan : Tharumi kondu vandha code-il kutram sonnavan yevan?
  Pandi : Avan,ivan yendra yeka vasanam vendaam. Avai adakkaththudan
  kaettaal thakka badhil tharappadum.
  Sivan : Appadiyaanaal ingu mannarai vida matravarukku mariyaadhai
  adhigamoe?
  Pandi : Idhu arasa sabhai alla.Software thiruchchabai.Ingu anaivarum
  samam.
  Sivan : Adhanaalthaan Tharumi kondu vantha code-il kurai kandeeroe?
  Nakke : pizhaiyaana program yenbadhaal parisukku arukathai illai yendru
  thaduththuk kooriyavan naandhaan.
  Sivan : O..Keeranoe...yenna kutram kandeer?
  Nakke : Mudharkkan yezhudhiya neer varaamal,code-i ivaridam koduththanuppia
  kaaranam?
  Sivan : Adhu nadandhu mudindha kadhai. Thodangiya prachchinaikku
  vaarum.
  Nakke : Designer-ukku mudhalil poiyurai thevai illai yenbadhu therindhirukkum
  Sivan : Therindhadhu,Theriyaadhadhu,Arindhadhu,Ariyaadhadhu,Pirandhadhu,
  Piravaadhadhu anaiththum yaam arivoam. Adhu patri umadhu vilakkam thevai
  illai.
  Nakke : Yellaam therindhavar yendraal yezhudhum program-il bug
  irukkaadhu yendru arththamaa?? Adhai yaam yeduththuk koorak koodaadha???
  Sivan : Koorum...Koorum...Koorippaarum..haha
  
  Pandi : Review-vil sarchchai varalaam.Aanaal adhu sandaiyaaga maari vidak
  koodaathu.
  
  Sivan : Sandaiyum sachcharavum programmergalin paramparai soththu. Adhai
  maatra yaaraalum mudiyaadhu. Poruthu paarum.
  Sivan : (To Nakkeeran) Yengu kutram kandeer? Syntax-ila alladhu logic-ilaa??
  Nakke : Logic-il kutram illai.Irundhaalum adhu compile aagi vidum
  Syntax-ildhaan kutram irukkiradhu.
  Sivan : Yenna kutram?
  Nakke : Yengae umadhu program-ik koorum.
  Sivan :
  
  #include void main()
  {
  a=13*3;
  printf("%d\n",a);
  }
  Nakke : Idhan porul??
  Sivan : padhinmoondraiyum,moondraiyum perukki a yendra variable-il
  vaikkiraen.Piragu a-vai print seigiraen.
  Nakke : Idhan moolam thaangal mannarukku solla virumbhuvadhu?
  Sivan : haha..Puriyavillai. int a; yengira declaration thevai illai
  yenbadhu yemadhu mudivu.
  Nakke : Orukkaalum irukka mudiyaadhu. Mudhalilae declare seivadhanaal
  mattumae oru variable-i use panna mudiyumae thavira,declare pannaamal use
  panna mudiyaadhu.
  Sivan : C++ -ilum appadiththaanoe?
  Nakke : Aam.
  Sivan : Java-vil?
  Nakke : Java yenna...Yellaa high level language-ilum appadiththaan. Oru
  variable-i declare seidha piragae use panna mudiyumae alladhu declare
  seiyaamal alla.
  Sivan : Umadhu project managerukkum appadiththaanoe?
  Nakke : Project manager yenna..naan andraadam vazhipadum Kerniganukku
  idappakkam marndhirukkiraanae,Ritchie,avanukkum adhae vidhip
  padiththaan.
  Sivan : Nichchayamaaga?
  Nakke : Nichchayamaaga
  Sivan : Umadhu software pulamaiyin meedhu aanaiyaaga?
  Nakke : Yenadhu software consultancy meedhu aanaiyaaga.
  Sivan : Allum pagalum Mainframe-il velai seidhu,Y2K bug-i sari seiyyum
  Keeranoe yen C program-i aaraaindhu sollaththakkavan?
  Nakke : Y2K solve seivadhu yengal velai. Bodyshopper-ukkaedhu velai.
  COBOL-il yezhudhugirome...aranae un poal
  Syntax-il thappu seivadhillai.
  Sivan : Nakkeeraa....Yennai nandraagap paar......
  (FLASH...) Naan yezhudhiya C program kutramaa?
  Nakke : Neerae ANSI standard-um aaguga. Variable declare seiyaadhadhu
  kutramae. Harddisk-i yerippinum kutram kutramae..
  Sivan burns the harddisk of Nakkeeran's pc.
  Pandi : Iraivaa.... Pizhai poruththarula vaendum, Senior system analyst
  Nakkeerarin harddisk-i recover seidhu
  Arula vaendum.
  
  Sivan is very BIG now.
  
  Sivan : Pandiyane.... Nakkeeranin harddisk ippodhae recover aagum...
  
  The harddisk reappears.
  
  Nakke : Unix-um neeyae..Windows-um neeyae C -um neeyae...Java-vum neeyae
  Variable-um neeyae... Constant-um neeyae...!
  
  
  
  ...
  Stop Run.
  
  
• From: anandaum (@ 202.186.47.15) on: Wed Jan 27 01:33:43 EST 1999
  
  Oh Guys I can't stop laughing.
  
  

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